Tuesday, November 23, 2010

TSA: Now Stopped By Fig Leaves?

With the new TSA body scanners now in place, a company has arrived with a simple plan to combat it: lead-lined underwear!

Okay, so it isn't actually lead, but the material is designed to hide your jiggly bits (both upper and lower) from the perverted eyes of the TSA. The patent pending design will cause fig leaves to show up over your genitalia, and if you so desire, your breasts as well.

The likely result of using the underwear will be a pat down, though. So I guess it's a choice between being viewed naked, or having them touch you in areas only a spouse or significant other should.

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